What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 00:34
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
How is it not psychopathic to use someone for sex, even if they agree?
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What are your darkest taboo confessions?
No go.
share office space ...
No, not a chance
How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Is it just me, or do we all hate Sasuke from Naruto?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is the general opinion of psychologists on Donald Trump's presidency?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
No way
What is your most intimate experience with your best friend?
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Is it legal for an employer to ask why you are taking time off from work?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Have you ever secretly watched someone while they were doing something private?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is your review of The Office (U.S. TV series)?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.